Kelsey

thedailywhat:

C*ckblocking Bear of the Day: Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.

Seriously, don’t these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?! 

[christiannightmares / videogum.]

Uhm….

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   HAHAHAHA cuál es la necesidad de ser cockblocker

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   So I’m not gonna be successful? damn..

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   the sassy black friend voice was

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    You’re shitting me, surely?

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    Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy,...

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    A higher success rate at what, exactly?

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    I was expecting parody. My head hurts now.

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    They didn’t show...part where the guy jacks himself off in the car :P

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    I KNOW A KID WHO HELPED MAKE THE ORIGINAL ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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